The website might fool you at first – beautiful color scheme, high-end photos, flash galore. The dining room is fit for a wedding reception, and the lobby has obviously had a makeover in the last decade.
But not even the fade-in on the artfully cropped photos can save these sad, sad rooms.
Paper-thin bed cover, now in baby spew green
My kingdom for a staple gun. And what's that lump on the far pillow?
This room has a lot of features, but a bed is not one of them
Perhaps the hotel should have spent less on a web designer, and more on basic room refurbishment? Just a thought.
Lump = angry trapped rat lying in wait!